Darling, I'm damned if I know

so, so elsewhere

Category: Random

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Cause you kill me, every single time!

cat got lost

I really fucked it up this time, didn’t I, my dear?

And it was not your fault, but mine
And it was your heart on the line
It’s too good. Far too good. Foul play, I sense?

muffins v. cupcakes

If you threw a cupcake against the wall, you would hear something of a “poof!” If you threw a muffin, you would hear a “thud!”
Has anything ever been said this well?

It’s a brand new day, and the sun is high

All the birds are singing cause you’re gonna die

li grieus maus, que je trai

dont je morai, s’esperance ne me retient

wanna drink your tea, really, really badly

but damn it all to fuck, it’s just compensating for something else or whatever.

hear that breaking sound

oh.. it’s bad. it’s really, really bad

My name is Tristan; and I am alive!

in. out. in. out.

2 days

And we who were born in one millennium
And will die in the next
Are slightly underappreciated
And slightly oversexed